Have you ever wondered why the pools here at Skinner are not in use anymore? Well, one reason could be that the city tested all…
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Cristiano Ronoldo injures a child’s ankle On October 12 Cristiano Ronaldo broke a child’s ankle by scoring so hard it is unknown how this tragic…
Shocking insight to the quality of the cafeteria food has been discovered about super-speedy demons hiding in the cafeteria storage room. Many students believe that…
Could this affect your family? “As I was walking towards Pferdesteller Park-BOOM Kevin Maddison pops out the manhole.” Van Bills states. Kevin Maddison is a…
According to Colorado Health, the Colorado government says people are better off drinking tea, milk or coffee than water because the water is either so…
Have you heard of the new flying iPhone? Yep, you heard that: the brand new iPlane. It can go over 80 miles an hour. It’s self-driven…
By: The Person Who Wrote This And Anonymous (whom is me) Tonight animals escaped from the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo. Lan Siam, our zoo expert, said…